THE SANTALAND DIARIES

by David Sedaris
adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello

directed by John Woodson
starring Thom Penn

A SLACKER works as a Macy’s elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is merely humiliating, but as thousands of visitors start pouring through Santa’s workshop, he starts taking out his frustrations on children and parents alike.

"Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing." --The New York Times

*For Mature Audiences*

performance times:
Wednesday - Friday 7:30 pm,, Saturday @ 7:30 and 11 pm

(NOTE: individual tickets are not available for purchase online until one month before opening night; you may place an order by phone at any time)